|i hate oprah and brett favre
||[Mar. 4th, 2008|11:05 am]
|||||fake tales of san francisco - arctic monkeys||]|
I'm sorry but a qb of a football team retiring is not worthy of being "breaking news". no. the war in iraq ending? now THAT WOULD BE breaking news. some political leader being assassinated? yes, breaking news worthy. but an overpaid sports star retiring??!?!?! NO!
i'd also like to point out how happy i am that She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (last name hilton, first name starts with a p) no longer is entitled to the Hilton hotel/resort moolah since it was sold to another company and that means that the retarded heiress can't destroy the Waldorf-Astoria. Oh how I love thee, Waldorf-Astoria.
So I don't care if some asshole retires from his overpaid job throwing a piece of dead pig flesh around where rednecks drinking beer paint themselves and their bitch tits the colors of their favorite teams.... no. i don't care. i love the lakers and the dodgers and everything to do with la but i refuse to get pulled into the money making scheme that is professional sports. no. i spend my money on better things. like overpriced shoes and dresses. and trader joe's brownie bites. shoes and brownie bites actually make my day a little bit better. some asshole baseball player being paid $125 million over 5 years? that just sickens me.
why do athletes get paid so goddamn much? and ceos of major corporations? and actors? i think its a load of shit. teachers, doctors, BARISTAS, artists, etc.... they deserve it way more than someone who gets paid way too much money just because he or she can catch a peach-sized ball. no. especially when those assholes wont' do something because they aren't getting paid enough. ugh. and oprah, don't get me started on that woman.... i hate oprah with the passion of a thousand fiery burning suns. i don't spend too much time on this negativity because it isn't worth my time. especially when i could be making money or... or eating too much reduced-sodium salami. ughhhhhhh
i seriously need a life.